RANDYNONO

The Pinocchio Paradox

2010-03-29T22:02:00.000-07:00

Crack Kills

2010-03-27T21:22:00.000-07:00

2010-03-17T22:29:00.000-07:00

BOOM! Headshot!

2010-03-09T20:01:00.000-08:00

2010-02-20T10:13:00.000-08:00

Purported Crystal Clear Video of Sonic Boom at Recent Atlas V Launch

2010-02-19T10:40:00.000-08:00

Is this real?

Stick bomb!

2010-02-18T20:39:00.000-08:00

I had no idea the green screen was this ubiquitous in mainstream TV

2010-02-18T15:38:00.000-08:00

Great Prank

2010-02-18T14:11:00.001-08:00

Black gold!

2010-02-17T22:25:00.001-08:00

How to clear the snow off a roof

2010-02-11T13:39:00.000-08:00

by yelling at it.

The worst free throw ever?

2010-02-09T13:27:00.000-08:00

Kitty's got hops

2010-02-09T13:14:00.000-08:00

The 300-pound cupid: Just another reason why the Spectrum at USU is such a strange and daunting place to play basketball

2010-02-08T11:54:00.001-08:00

2010-02-07T23:19:00.001-08:00

Motivational Poster: Proper Comma Use

2010-02-04T11:42:00.001-08:00

Another basketball fail

2010-02-02T13:24:00.000-08:00

Orlando Magic's Dwight Howard's awesome pass to the old white guy playing on the team

2010-01-29T11:15:00.000-08:00

iPad Nano

2010-01-29T11:05:00.001-08:00

How not to clean up a truck wreck

2010-01-28T21:14:00.001-08:00

Google releases its tablet

2010-01-28T13:21:00.001-08:00

iPad

2010-01-28T01:37:00.000-08:00

Dump Truck Destroys Highway Bridge

2010-01-27T17:35:00.000-08:00

Dump Truck Destroys Highway Bridge - Watch more Funny Videos

2010-01-26T21:17:00.000-08:00

1920s Snowmobile Will Blow Your Mind

2010-01-25T10:23:00.000-08:00

Viva El Conando!

2010-01-21T22:08:00.000-08:00

MMA Fail

2010-01-20T19:08:00.001-08:00

Parking brake fail

2009-11-25T13:00:00.000-08:00

Some crazy footage from the refinery explosion in Utah

2009-11-20T10:48:00.000-08:00

Behold: The Greatest Beard You Will Ever See

2009-11-20T02:03:00.000-08:00

From the freestyle portion of the 1991 Beard and Mustache competition. Watch till the end.

Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T.

2009-11-19T11:58:00.001-08:00

Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T.

Bobcat skills

2009-11-18T10:52:00.000-08:00

Eating humble pie

2009-11-17T12:37:00.001-08:00

This goalie's strategy comes back to bite him.

How to Eat a Chicken Wing

2009-11-10T13:48:00.000-08:00

Who knew women's soccer was so violent?

2009-11-06T08:15:00.000-08:00

My buddy posted this on Facebook. I can't believe how violent these ladies are! Where were the refs?

Head over heels. Over and over again..

2009-10-21T21:07:00.000-07:00

Cutting it close . . .

2009-10-21T10:25:00.000-07:00

When he's playing jazz trumpet, he's a genius. When he stops, he's completely disabled by schizophrenia. Amazing video.

2009-10-20T10:07:00.000-07:00

Just a little drunk . . .

2009-10-15T13:09:00.000-07:00

This video has been making the rounds and for good reason. I don't know if I have ever seen someone this drunk and still awake in my life. Enjoy!

Well, he kind of deserved it . . .

2009-10-10T10:29:00.000-07:00

Hidden camera stunt goes wrong. You only need to watch the first 30 sec, unless you want to see it from multiple angles.

Not only is he a hero, but he's honest too

2009-10-09T10:20:00.001-07:00

When you really need your privacy

2009-10-09T10:04:00.000-07:00

Thanks Josiah!

Top 10 Ping Pong Shots of All Time

2009-10-01T14:11:00.000-07:00

Football player makes a BIG mistake-

2009-09-30T21:23:00.001-07:00

Joke: The swearing parrot

2009-09-28T10:29:00.000-07:00

So there’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor. I mean he’s a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself.
Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird’s foul mouth is driving him crazy.
One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, “QUIT IT !”.
But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever.

Then the guy gets mad and says, “OK for you”, and locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet. This really aggravates the bird, and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of vulgarities that would make a veteran sailor blush.
At that point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer. For the first few seconds, there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly gets very very quiet.
At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he’s so worried that he opens up the freezer door.
The bird calmly climbs onto the man’s outstretched arm and says: “Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I’ll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on.”
The man is astounded. He can’t understand the transformation that has come over the parrot. Then the parrot says, “By the way, what did the chicken do?”

Who needs a jumbotron when you've got fans like these

2009-09-27T21:08:00.000-07:00

Baby getting down to Beyonce video

2009-09-24T21:57:00.000-07:00

Carl Sagan - 'A Glorious Dawn' ft Stephen Hawking (Cosmos Remixed)

2009-09-24T15:13:00.000-07:00

I usually can't stand autotune stuff, but this is really good. The clips are taken from Sagan's Cosmos series. Enjoy!

Think twice before shooting at steel plates

2009-09-24T15:00:00.001-07:00

Fan scores penalty shot during Russian soccer match

2009-09-21T10:07:00.000-07:00

A pretty good prank

2009-09-20T15:22:00.000-07:00

Needless to say, my "roommate" doesn't use Axe Spray, but if she did . . .

Another great bargain

2009-09-17T12:19:00.000-07:00

Classic YouTube: Hidden Camera Britany fan

2009-09-16T21:47:00.000-07:00

In case you missed it the first time it made the rounds on the web. Watch till the end. They saved the best for last.

Kanyelicious

2009-09-16T21:45:00.000-07:00

Go here:

http://kanyelicio.us

A profound thought

2009-09-16T12:05:00.000-07:00

Mr. T's infomercial for a lightbulb oven

2009-09-16T10:43:00.000-07:00

"It's so delicious! My taste buds is going crazy!"

A helpful lesson for the youngsters

2009-09-16T02:11:00.001-07:00

Ninja squirrel

2009-09-15T01:07:00.000-07:00

Don't mess with squirrels.

Taco Town!

2009-09-14T13:33:00.000-07:00

Cool perspective trick

2009-09-14T12:04:00.000-07:00

Sweet tennis shot

2009-09-14T08:20:00.000-07:00

Roger Federer showing how it's done:

How a Construction Crane is Erected

2009-09-11T15:38:00.000-07:00

In case you've ever wondered how it's done. You may want to mute it before it plays.

Daily Show & Colbert Writers Stage "Code Pink" Disruption

2009-09-10T11:50:00.000-07:00

In a mock debate before members of the United States Congress, a few writers from The Daily Show and The Colbert Report decided to get their message across, Code Pink style.

Kid's first roller coaster ride

2009-09-08T08:38:00.000-07:00

So many emotions in such a short period of time! I can't wait until I can take the Man Child on his first ride.

One of my favorite Dwight scenes

2009-09-07T16:24:00.000-07:00

Bacon is good for me!!!

2009-09-05T16:25:00.000-07:00

Thanks Josiah

Think the cops in your town are bad? These cops shot their fire chief -- in court.

2009-09-04T08:57:00.000-07:00

This story reads like the setting for a Van Damme movie -- town is terrorized by group of thuggish cops. The entire city lives in fear of them. From Yahoo! News:

Fire chief shot by cop in Ark. court over tickets

JERICHO, Ark. – It was just too much, having to return to court twice on the same day to contest yet another traffic ticket, and Fire Chief Don Payne didn't hesitate to tell the judge what he thought of the police and their speed traps.

The response from cops? They shot him. Right there in court.

Payne ended up in the hospital, but his shooting last week brought to a boil simmering tensions between residents of this tiny former cotton city and their police force. Drivers quickly learn to slow to a crawl along the gravel roads and the two-lane highway that run through Jericho, but they say sometimes that isn't enough to fend off the city ticketing machine.

"You can't even get them to answer a call because normally they're writing tickets," said Thomas Martin, chief investigator for the Crittenden County Sheriff's Department. "They're not providing a service to the citizens."

Now the police chief has disbanded his force "until things calm down," a judge has voided all outstanding police-issued citations and sheriff's deputies are asking where all the money from the tickets went. With 174 residents, the city can keep seven police officers on its rolls but missed payments on police and fire department vehicles and saw its last business close its doors a few weeks ago.

"You can't even buy a loaf of bread, but we've got seven police officers," said former resident Larry Harris, who left town because he said the police harassment became unbearable.

Sheriff's deputies patrolled Jericho until the 1990s, when the city received grant money to start its own police force, Martin said.

Police often camped out in the department's two cruisers along the highway that runs through town, waiting for drivers who failed to slow down when they reached the 45 mph zone ringing Jericho. Residents say the ticketing got out of hand.

"When I first moved out here, they wrote me a ticket for going 58 mph in my driveway," 75-year-old retiree Albert Beebe said.

The frequent ticketing apparently led to the vandalization of the cruisers, and the department took to parking the cars overnight at the sheriff's department eight miles away.

It was anger over traffic tickets that brought Payne to city hall last week, said his lawyer, Randy Fishman. After Payne failed to get a traffic ticket dismissed on Aug. 27, police gave Payne or his son another ticket that day. Payne, 39, returned to court to vent his anger to Judge Tonya Alexander, Fishman said.

It's unclear exactly what happened next, but Martin said an argument between Payne and the seven police officers who attended the hearing apparently escalated to a scuffle, ending when an officer shot Payne from behind.

Doctors in Memphis, Tenn., removed a .40-caliber bullet from Payne's hip bone, Martin said. Another officer suffered a grazing wound to his finger from the bullet.

Martin declined to name the officer who shot Payne. It's unclear if the officer has been disciplined.

Prosecutor Lindsey Fairley said Thursday that he didn't plan to file any felony charges against the officer or Payne. Fairley, reached at his home, said Payne could face a misdemeanor charge stemming from the scuffle, but that would be up to the city's judge. He said he didn't remember the name of the officer who fired the shot.

Payne remains in good condition at the Regional Medical Center at Memphis. He referred questions to his lawyer.

"I know that he was unarmed and I know he was shot," Fishman said. "None of that sounds too good for the city to me."

After the shooting, Martin said police chief Willie Frazier told the sheriff's department he was disbanding the police force "until things calm down." The sheriff's department has been patrolling the town in the meantime.

A call to a city hall number listed as Frazier's went to a fax machine. Frazier did not respond to a written request for comment sent to his office.

Alexander, the judge, has voided all the tickets written by the department both inside the city and others written outside of its jurisdiction — citations that the department apparently had no power to write. Alexander, who works as a lawyer in West Memphis, resigned as Jericho's judge in the aftermath of the shooting, Fairley said. She did not return calls for comment.

Meanwhile, sheriff's deputies want to know where the money from the traffic fines went. Martin said that it appeared the $150 tickets weren't enough to protect the city's finances. Sheriff's deputies once had to repossess one of the town's police cruisers for failure to pay on a lease, and the state Forestry Commission recently repossessed one of the city's fire trucks because of nonpayment.

City hall has been shuttered since the shooting, and any records of how the money was spent are apparently locked inside. No one answered when a reporter knocked on the door on Tuesday.

Mayor Helen Adams declined to speak about the shooting when approached outside her home, saying she had just returned from a doctor's appointment and couldn't talk.

"We'll get with you after all this comes through," Adams said Tuesday before shutting the door.

A white Ford Crown Victoria sat in her driveway with "public property" license plates. A sales brochure advertising police equipment sat in the back seat of the car.

Now that's a steal!

2009-08-26T14:42:00.000-07:00

Great Russian commercial

2009-08-26T09:29:00.000-07:00

2009-08-25T14:41:00.000-07:00

If you can read this . . .

2009-08-24T14:40:00.000-07:00

Performing magic tricks for chimps, surprisingly rewarding

2009-08-24T11:17:00.000-07:00

You're doing it wrong

2009-08-23T14:39:00.000-07:00

2009-08-22T14:33:00.000-07:00

Meat is murder - tasty, tasty murder

2009-08-21T14:36:00.000-07:00

Opacity Cats

2009-08-20T14:35:00.000-07:00

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You may want to avoid this neighborhood on Sundays

2009-08-18T14:30:00.000-07:00

Uh huh

2009-08-17T14:29:00.000-07:00

Hey Alan,Alan, Alan, Alan,Alan,Alan...

2009-08-16T14:51:00.001-07:00

Must have been a very clean window

2009-08-16T14:27:00.000-07:00

:(

2009-08-15T14:28:00.000-07:00

You're Somebody Special

2009-08-14T14:26:00.000-07:00

Shooting Bubbles

2009-08-13T14:25:00.000-07:00

Kangaroos can be real jerks

2009-08-13T14:24:00.000-07:00

Clever Sign

2009-08-12T14:24:00.000-07:00

Emo Bunny

2009-08-11T14:23:00.000-07:00

Best Fake Punt Ever?

2009-08-11T09:08:00.000-07:00

Carnivore Support Group?

2009-08-10T14:21:00.000-07:00

Nice Shirt

2009-08-09T14:20:00.000-07:00

How NOT to wash your car

2009-08-08T21:11:00.001-07:00

A very challenging puzzle

2009-08-08T14:39:00.000-07:00

Don't mess with elephants

2009-08-08T14:33:00.000-07:00

A Famous Person has Died

2009-08-08T14:18:00.000-07:00

Keyciting on Facebook

2009-08-06T14:33:00.000-07:00

The first folding bike I've seen that I would consider buying

2009-08-04T20:50:00.000-07:00

From Sky News:

A student has designed a bike which can be folded completely into the space of the wheel's 26in circumference.

Dominic Hargreaves' bicycle takes around 20 seconds to fold down

Dominic Hargreaves's bike, The Contortionist, has been shortlisted for this year's James Dyson Award for innovation.

It may bag the young inventor £10,000.

The 24-year-old, from Battersea, London, said he wanted to create a decent folding bike after the one he was using collapsed.

"I couldn't find a folding bicycle I liked," he added.

"I wanted something that could take a bit of punishment and that you could have fun with.

"So I made one myself."

Mr Hargreaves has been in contact with various manufacturers and hopes to get the bike into production soon.

Competition founder James Dyson said: "The clever bit is how the front wheel can be rotated and repositioned so that the whole of the bike's frame fits into its circumference."

In Case You Missed It

2009-08-03T22:54:00.000-07:00

The best end to a high speed chase I've ever seen

Michael Jackson's Infamous Fiery Pepsi Commercial Footage Revealed

2009-07-15T13:49:00.000-07:00

via: www.yesbutnobutyes.com

Duke Nukem’s Disease

2009-07-14T06:02:00.000-07:00

This video is about a man who lives with First-Person Shooter Disease (AKA Duke Nukem’s Disease) – he can only interact with the world in the manner of a video game character. Yet he bravely struggles on to overcome obstacles of hand-eye coordination and peripheral vision.

Terrifying video of driver asleep at the wheel

2009-07-13T08:45:00.001-07:00